Archive for February 2009

Why does Hollywood hate the 80s kids?

February 26, 2009

What the hell did we kids who grew up in the 80s do to you people? You keep fucking with our movies! Now they are remaking the Neverending Story!! What the bloody hell?
WHY? That movie was perfect as is. G.I. Joe, Transformers and now this. And the sad part is one of our own is taking part in doing this to us. LEO!!! WTF, man?

Read the sad story below:
Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company, Appian Way, and The Kennedy/Marshall Co. (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) are in talks with Warner Bros. to reboot the fantasy franchise The NeverEnding Story. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the new film would “examine the more nuanced details of the book [by Michael Ende] that were glossed over in the first pic.”

Kiss it goodbye!

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Can You Hear this Sound? Teen Repellent

February 26, 2009

Supposedly, this sound is can only be heard if you are under the age of 25.
I can clearly hear it and I’m over 25 so, I call bullshit on this one. Hey wait a minute are the calling me whiney child, because if that’s the case never mind they’re right.
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Things that make me smile—Happy Hump Day!

February 25, 2009

If you are feeling a little run down today, drink one of these. I made a pledge to eat healthier a little while back, and this little bottle of goodness became a staple. It’s called, Naked, and I love it.
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Things that make me smile – Happy Monday!

February 23, 2009

I was waiting for this video to make it to the internet. Enjoy!

Joaquin is not Laughing!

February 23, 2009

But we are.

And the Oscar Goes to

February 23, 2009

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Welcome, dolls. This is my 1st Annual On-line Oscar blog. I will try to type as fast as my little child-like fingers can. Seriously, I have the smallest hands. Sorry, off subject. I just sat through Barbara Walter’s Oscar mess, I think it’s time for Babs to retire, she’s has her ticket on the senile train. You know her producers had to tell her what a Jonas Brother was? And, seriously WTF did Mickey Rourke do to his face?! I love him, because I think he’s nuts. And back in the day he was hot. Can we pool our resources and send him a bottle of shampoo? Now on to the show…
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An Oscar and a Cocktail at 8-ish Eastern

February 22, 2009

Can I ask why Barbara Walters’ interviewing the Jonas Brother on her Oscar Special? Are they nominated for Best Band You To Be Forgotten in 5 years or something? WTH?

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Anyway, I will be giving bitter commentary tonight at 8 Eastern Time right here, I really hope you lovelies join me.
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